A naked business woman marches into the gynecologist's exam room, jumps on the table and places her feet in the stirrups. Her tight, bald yoni twitches with impatience.
"Ms...?" asks the doctor
, still fumbling with her file.
"Spare me the chit-chat, Doc!" hisses the lady, tapping her watch. "Gimme a pappy and make it snappy!"