Flesh Ear-phones is a term used for when a woman is sitting on a mans' face during oral sex and her thighs surround his head, smothering sound like ear-phones do. Sometimes, this term is dramatized by saying that the oral sex lasted for so long that the person giving it is for a long time unable to hear.
Perry: " Dude have you been listening to me?!"
Frank: " Sorry man, I went down on Judy last night and I got flesh ear-phones"
The act of, during sexual intercourse from behind, surprsing your sexual partner by putting them in a choke-hold. The person in the hold will attempt to wiggle out of your grasp and you proceed to shout out curses in an australian accent while keeping a firm hold on them. This is much like how Steve Irwin acted when tackling crocs.
Frank: Dude you look tired....what happened last night?
Perry: I gave Judy the ole' Ode to Irwin.