a semen addict, words such as ChadKroeger and fuckwit come to mind.
loves to eat the male seed by the pint. has testicles which very much resemble tiny hairy raisins and has one of them rumpleforeskin's. can be found hanging out in or around gay bars, looking for 'dongs'. uses codewords such as poo pusher and Madonna to describe himself.
has been known to rape babies and small puppies. wished for a kitten for his birthday and has just restocked his wardrobe with the latest 'FUBU' metallic pink denim range.
wears Doc-Martins boots which he had his dad paint orange so he could hang out with Xhibit.