and master of Uranus.
a schlong is something...something, its big, and long, and occasionally
hard, normally while watching porn.
Chicks dont have one.
Dudes do, well, some...
Well, its German, and Yiddish, and WHOA THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE!
A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed
to a schlort, or a schledium.
From the German "schlange" for "snake."
A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth