2 definitions by Plasty

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1. a ledger to a bank checking account that is constantly in a state of complete disarray due to overspending on bling, pimp hats and bottles of 40 oz malt liquor. It also can result from being unemployed for extended periods of time while continuing to buy ho's and such.

2. being so intoxicated that you have no idea who you are.
Pete: McCoy, your drunk again.
McCoy: Yeah, I'm fucked up like a nigger checkbook.

You bounced another check to me. You better get a CPA to fix that nigger checkbook of yours.

Plasty tərəfindən 15 Sentyabr 2006

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A dumpling-like, meat-filled dish that may be either fried or steamed listed in most Asian restaurants named for its ability to cling to the side of your plate. Also, a presumed appetizer for relatively obese people at Chinese restaurants.
You gonna have pot stickers again you fat fuck?
Plasty tərəfindən 15 Sentyabr 2006

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