"Guy1: Hey man! Did you see that?"
"Guy2: Yeah dude, did your spit
travel in a spiral pattern?"
Guy1: Wow..a shpittle shpiral"
"Shpittle Shpiral Competition (proper noun)- a weekly competition, typically sponsored at one's apartment between
roommates, to cause one's spit
to travel in aesthetic
patterns off one's balcony.