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8 definitions by Snark Chariot

 
1.
The act of working oneself into a tizzy over impending severe weather, as by a meteorologist.
The weatherman was exhausted after a weekend of intense forecasturbation.
Snark Chariot tərəfindən 20 Yanvar 2011
 
2.
Enjoying oneself immensely, but in a calm, cool way; succeeding at life; indulging in the spoils of victory.
Q: "Hey, man — how you doing?"
A: "I'm spoilin' like a mofo, bro."

Surrounded by gorgeous women, with a Chateaubriand on his plate and a 15-year-old Scotch in his glass, the impeccably dressed, tanned and well-rested man was spoiling.
Snark Chariot tərəfindən 07 Mart 2013
 
3.
(noun) The state of needing to urinate as much and as often as you drink, with an immediacy that seems to increase with every sip; generally associated with binge-drinking over a long period of time. See also: Breaking the Seal.
After six Red Hooks, three double Jamesons, an unfortunate shot of Patron and a fru-fru drink I finished while my date was in the bathroom, I have at last achieved peequilibrium. Please escort me to the nearest hospital or detox center, thank you.
Snark Chariot tərəfindən 12 Sentyabr 2012
 
4.
(n.) 1. A complex non-procedure in which a wife withholds sex from her husband after the couple decided to stop having children, thus negating the need for the husband to get an actual vasectomy. 2. The most effective form of birth control ever conceived by (wo)man.
Q: Hey, man, did you get snipped?
A: Nah, my wife gave me a Catholic vasectomy instead.
Snark Chariot tərəfindən 13 Sentyabr 2014
 
5.
(v.) To bring home a crown, i.e., win a championship. Ascend to the throne. Reign victorious.
( INSERT SPORTS TEAM ) is in the business of housing crowns, pal.
All I do is house crowns.
Snark Chariot tərəfindən 26 Avqust 2014
 
6.
A complex medical procedure involving the removal of one's head from one's ass.
My good friend is having a craniosphinctalectomy today. I hope everything comes out well.
Snark Chariot tərəfindən 20 Mart 2014
 
7.
(n.) an over-the-top display or suggestion of sexual promiscuity by a female who is still a virgin. (From "hymen," the physiological mark of virginity, and "hubris," excessive pride or self-confidence.)
"The unmitigated hybris of that cheerleader is astounding."
"For a woman with no sexual experience whatsoever, she shows tremendous hybris."
Snark Chariot tərəfindən 25 Avqust 2014