88 definitions by Stuart Fletcher

<adjective/adverb>
1) Of clothing; Close fitting to the point of discomfort.
2) Of anything in general; Almost too small to fit something through.
3) Slang; Stylish
4) Slang; Not very generous
5) British slang; Mean or cruel (see also: Shady)
1) "Christ, these jeans are way too tight."
2) "It was a tight squeeze, but I managed to get my car through his window."
3) "Man, that shit is TIGHT!"
4) "She is such a tight bitch with her money."
5) "Danny, stop kicking that rabbit, it's well tight."
Stuart Fletcher tərəfindən 13 Yanvar 2005
<noun>

1) Buttocks with a large fat deposit in them.

2) A fat person who acts like an arse.
1) "Bitch that is one fat arse!"

2) "You are a one fat arse, Tom. You ate all the pies and then threw up on the Pope."
Stuart Fletcher tərəfindən 14 Fevral 2005
<phrase> Warning;

A phrase intending to make another person or group of people aware of a sudden danger which they may not be aware of themselves yet.
ARMY CAPTAIN: "Look out!"
<mortar shell takes out entire squad>
ARMY CAPTAIN: "Shit."
Stuart Fletcher tərəfindən 07 Yanvar 2005
Due to disputes between the United States and Britain over impressment of US Soldiers to the British Navy and the naval blockade by Britain on Napoleonic France aswell as disputes over the Northern Territories in Canada, America declared war on Britain.
During the course of the 3-year war, America won a series of naval battles, although failing to make an impression into British territory on land due to British aggression. The most prominent of American victories being those at York (Toronto) and after the war had ended officially, at the battle of New Orleans. British forces invading America lost the battle of Baltimore and succeeded to burn Washington DC (which was saved by a heavy rainstorm).
The territory Britain did capture was handed back after the war, as were the gains of America...
What a stupid pointless conflict.
And what happened to the blockade on France? It continued! And Britain smashed the French Navy at the Battle of Trafalgar and pummeled Napoleon at Waterloo, with the help of the faithful Prussians. Thanks Germany, we know who our REAL friends are!

Just kidding, thankfully now Anglo-American relations are just peachy.
Stuart Fletcher tərəfindən 02 Noyabr 2004
<v> British Slang;

1) To shit.

--> The term derives from the phrase "I must have a crap" in that 'Must have a' rhymes with 'Mustafa,' and hence, sounds like a name of Arabic origin. Chat with the Arabs came from this similarity.

--> Although this phrase may offend some people, offence is without just cause, as the phrase plays on a name in the same way that 'Hugh Jass' plays on a Scottish name.
STEPHEN: "I'm gonna go have a Chat with the Arabs, I've been dying to go all day."
DAVID: "Nice..."
Stuart Fletcher tərəfindən 15 Noyabr 2004
<n> British slang
Anti-social youth who predominantly wears fake Burbury hats or baseball caps, stripey tops, shell suit bottoms (tucked into their socks) and brown Rockport shoes. Usually smokers, they find strength in numbers but as individuals are soft as steamy pig-shite. They shave their heads and often form 'Scooter patrols' when they are old enough to forge a license and steal a scooter.
Their main haunts are council estates, off-licences and public parks.
They walk like they own the place but have in fact probably stolen it.

See also chav, townie, twat, Knob-Head
"John Nailer is such a Scally."

"Here comes a Scally, let's kick the sore shit out of him."
Stuart Fletcher tərəfindən 02 Noyabr 2004
Ideology; (pronounced: "Ex-Oh-Zen-Oh-Pay-Tree-Ot-Iz-Um")

1. When someone is more loyal and a patriot of another country more than their country of residence. The term isn't counted for migrants who may still love their country of origin more than the one they moved to.

{origin: Exo; outside. Xeno; Race. Patriot; A lover of one's country}
USAGE: exoxenopatriotism, exoxenopatriot, exoxenopartriotic

Andrew is an exoxenopartiot because if Britain and America were at war with eachother, he'd fight for America.
(But he wouldn't be much good to them anyway.)
Stuart Fletcher tərəfindən 24 Sentyabr 2005

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