Tri-uh-beet-us Major form of Diabeetus. Hope cannot be considered. The Beetus that has gone beyond Dia. (anything over Dia) Continues in numeric order according to body mass index. Continuation.... Quadribeetus, MuhmuhmuhMonster Beetus, and Infibeetus, until reaching the pinacle stage: ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! ULTRA! Commonly followed by The Gout Foot.
Coffee: (not as in the drink) "Now boys, you can have Diabeetus, but Triabeetus?! GOT-DAYUM! Fat tax is comming soon..."Man, Fuck da Police!"
"Yeah, tested my Beetus today, my OneTouch reads about 150." "Yeah, I got this summ bitch on cruise around 450."
My God Johnson, this beetus is off the charts! Hees gonna go into a fuckin triabetic coma.