Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with
all their semen. A slippery
sleeping bag is the act of climbing into
a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.
"So I saw that Bear Grylls
where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold
at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might
work the same
with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold
Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear
Grylls can't talk about the Slippery
Sleeping Bag without paying out.