A fantastical language used by deluded, sexually deprived internet dwellers who have strayed so far from the edge of reality and into the world of the "interwebs" that even the dialect and language itself have become fragmented and replaced with running, esoteric internet jokes (a.k.a. "memes").
"Dude did you even understand what that guy was saying?"
"Not really man... I'm pretty sure he was speaking in internet-fag."