A period of extremely prolonged undesired celibacy leading to impaired
judgement (classic penis goggles syndrome) of potential
mates that are quite
overweight, such as someone with neckroles larger
than your waistline.
Tom, "Ah man it must be the Irvine effect but I'm practically in fatchick mode."
Victor, "ah man that's terrible, but I guess you can tittyfuck her fat folds or something. Just squeeze
the backfat together and you got yourself
at least 3 more titties."