The name given to a person who excessively uses his/her iPhone. To an extreme extent as to construct and develop conversations and arguments that end in a question beyond the conversationlists' knowledge, wherein the iPhone becomes the final say. Includes unnecessary and constant iPhone application play throughout the day.
Horace: Hey Ned, I heard today that Mr. Rogers was a former Navy Seal?
Ned: I doubt that entirely.
Horace: I'll use my iPhone applications and iWiki that shit...after I finish up with my IMOB.
Ned: You're such a fuckin' iAbuser.
The day designated for partyin, partyin (yeah) and having fun, fun, fun, fun. Usually started at 7am with cereal and an internal melodic monologue weighing the benefits of front and back seat riding. Car rides with other make-up wearing, mole covering adolescent friends regularly occur. Black Friday also signifies tomorrow is saturday and sunday comes after...wards. Gotta get down on Friday. The name originates from the accomplished singer/songwriter Rebecca Black.
Bartholomew: What are your plans this weekend, pal?
Tad: I think I'm going to start with a Black Friday.
Bartholomew: Gotta get down on Black Friday.