A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.
Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).
Utardation is rampant here.
To look something up on the internet (world wide web). While the phrase "google" implies using mainly the google search engine, the phrase "webble" goes further by implying a broad-based search throughout the entire worldwide web for whatever information you happen to be seeking.
(1) I was looking for information on this new mp3 player I read about, but the guy at the store didn't know anything about it, so I webbled it. I found sites with user reviews and they all said it was actually a piece of junk.
(2) Kathy says to Bob, "Hey Bob, what is the weather supposed to be like this weekend?". Bob replies, "I don't know, let's webble it."
An aerosol spray air-freshener like Glade or Lysol
Did you set off the stink bomb after you took a dump?