Fah-uh'ts Helpless individual
who creates a most annoying
atmostphere while attempting to print. This individual
a print design professional, yet lacking the professional skills
of a "print designer"
Overdetermination of an individual
required to print a document on any printing device. Individual often
becomes flustered and stammers around while seeking for the correct button to depress. Using frantinc movements trying to determine
the correct key combonination that makes the printer
do its job, providing prints.
The Futz is often seen
1. Arms frantically waving
around in the air.
2. Walking in small circles from
desk to printer
in non stop round trips.
3. Frequent questions to co-workers or team memebers relating to terms of How does
this work?, Why is it not printing?, Can you help?, When it does
this how do i fix it? and... Does
anyone have the repair
the Futz will resort to soul searching, and may tune their radio to inspirational
When the futz begins
the dance of waving
arms,stomping feet, and round trip footsteps while singing
their song of questions, it is strongly advised to stay
your distance. The issue is oftne solved
in the printer
or pressing the print button either
on the computer screen or on the printer
itself. Do not assume
a print designer all print designers
know how to print!
Attention everyone, the futz is about to print, please place
your headphones on your ears and turn your music
up. The audible questions you are about to hear will interfear with
your workflow and your attitude.
The futz is printing? I'm going
The printer would have worked fine, but the futz tried to print today.