In 1492, the BoomJiggyJiggy was the cause of a mass public suicide that killed 8,997,345,653 people. Jaimie Hillington III was persecuted by the world rulers, The Crab People, and burned at the stake. Her severed parts were given to hungry people, and in an achievement in itself, solved world hunger.
Crystal Behole: B- But...
Jaimie Hillington: BOMMJIGGYJIGGY! B-BOOMJIGGYJIGGY!!!
Crystal Behole: @_@ Yes, my lord.
*Nasty shit ensues*