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A cockmuffin is made after obtaining a muffin and rubbing your penis (and balls perhaps) and give it to someone, in the hope that they will eat it.
If one eats it, it will result in a huge comical effect and everyone will laugh at the person who consumed the cockmuffin.
1. Creating a muffin when your friend's back is turned and saying something like, "here have this perfectly normal muffin" and they will inevitably eat it straight after offering it to them. Then the inhumane, humour will commence.

2. I accidently dropped a muffin on my wiener, now it's nothing more than a cockmuffin.

3. I just baked a whole batch of cockmuffins for all the neighbours children to eat.
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A person who may seem, at first, to be soft and feminine, but after getting to know them, allows their "cock-like" personality to emerge from their "baked goods-like" exterior.
1) Alex Brueckner-Irwin
2) "Irwin, stop being such a cock muffin."
3) "Goodnight, cock muffin."
4) "Aww, cock muffin's crying."
5) "Do you think we're being too mean to cock muffin?"
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The act of shoving you're cock into a muffin.
" You're a cockmuffin, well, give me a muffin, Joe! "
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a male who is sexually pleased with another man's penis.
Paul was being a cock muffin when he took his mom's dildo to put in his rectum.
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1. A muffin that someone sperminated before putting in the oven
2. A dickhead
1. Joe likes cock muffins with extra cum.
2. Joe is a pretty big cock muffin.
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A cock muffin is what happens when a guy jacks off and wipes his dick clean but then grabs the base of his penis, squeezes then pushes whats left of the sperm in his penis out of his penis, creating what is reffered to as a "Cockmuffin".
"Hey check this out i made a cockmuffin"
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