Possesed of incredible wit and shrewdness, this person is the epitomy of godliness.
Skills people, he's got the skills.
Person - "What's wrong with my shiny new WA pistol?"
Gibmeistar - *Lays healing hands on pistol*
Example 2: - Witty quote
"I hate philosophy, on so many levels."
Example 3: - Witty quote
"Religion gives the because of everything and the answer to nothing."
"Aint no-one messes with the Gibmeistar punk, don't make me break you!"
Person: "Fix/make/upgrade it please"