"what an amazing gonkathon that was you gonking gonkhead... now suck my gonk"
1- It’s another name for a troll (a toy monster thing with sticky up hair)
2- It’s a person that looks retarded with big glasses like jam jar bottoms and snorts like a pig.
2- Eww! Look at that gonk!
1. A sorority girl that wears her North Face jacket, Ugg boots, and leggings.
2. A girl that has absolutely no hobbies/past times besides going to the bars and getting drunk with her "besties."
3. Can even be used in referring to a "hipster" girl who thinks that she is cooler than everyone else, but in all reality she is still a naive girl that drinks PBR, uses a mac, and thinks she's a good photographer.
"I went to the bars last night and all I saw were gonks."
"She is a gonkin' ass bitch."