to jizz so hard you fart
Jeremiah knew it was true love when the Thai prostitute made him jart.
roscoe ruckspin tərəfindən 06 İyun 2008
Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.
I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!
XanderX tərəfindən 08 May 2010
the act of farting in a mason jar and quickly tightening the lid so that no fumes escape. Storing the of fecal fumes for
later offering to unknowing subject telling them you had some killler green bud in+the jar {give it a wiff all +your friends are doing it}
smell this JART Some KGB don't you think "wink wink"
JART JARTING JARTERD tərəfindən 08 Fevral 2014
It's when you jizz and fart at the same time.
I just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.
ChellS tərəfindən 07 Oktyabr 2013
verb- jizz + fart; how a person discharge/voids semen after letting someone ejaculate in their anus.
After letting her boyfriend finish in her ass, she had to jart out the cum in the toilet.
thighs120 tərəfindən 04 İyun 2011
Adj. Jart
Verb. Jarting
Adv. Jarted

To jizz and fart simultaneously. The word jizz and fart combined equals jart.
I was so drunk last night that when I sat on that girls chest trying extremely hard to finish off on her face I jarted. I literally pushed so hard that when I let it fly on her face I farted right on her chest at the exact same time I let the load fly!

That chick is so fine I'd jart on her.
PKmode tərəfindən 21 Fevral 2013
The act of farting while jumping or airborne. A jart is usually unintentional.
Joel: Did Brit seriously jart while trying to kill that spider on the ceiling?

Tim: Yeah man, it was sick..
JimBobWay88 tərəfindən 04 Oktyabr 2011
To fart while jogging.
Last night I had some beans and this morning during my run i had the jarts.

Man I jarted so much during that marathon.
brian63304 tərəfindən 08 Dekabr 2011

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