Abunə ol Azerbaijani
istədiyin sözü axtar, məsələn: tittybong:
 
1.
Slang for penis. Meet the SLANG NAME Johnson family. These names have NO reference to actual persons who may have these names.

Anita Johnson = "I need a johnson", ie, a woman who needs to get laid really bad.

Annie Johnson = "Any Johnson" = I'll take any johnson I can get.

Emma Johnson = "I'm a johnson" = a "woman" who is REALLY a man.

Harry Johnson = "hairy johnson" = a guy who doesn't trim his bush.

Johnson & Johnson = 2 guys hunting for pussy or 2 gay guys, depending on the context.

Lisa Johnson = "lease a johnson" = a woman who hires male prostitutes.

Max Johnson = super huge penis, or man who has one.

Sarah Johnson = "Is there Johnson (around here)?" = a woman hunting for cock.

Sharon Johnson = "sharin' johnson" = a chick who likes to have more than one penis in her at the same time. Alias Sharon Cox or Sharon Peters.
Have fun at the Johnson family reunion this summer!
Peter Brown, asstronut tərəfindən 29 May 2006
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2.
a man with a well endowed sexual organ
its long and distinguished... like my johnson (as in 'top-gun')
alfonso burns tərəfindən 17 Mart 2005
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3.
penis; or it can be someones last name (for example Gen. Johnson)
My johnson is large.

"Hello Ms.Johnson," said Bub.
Stephen C tərəfindən 31 Yanvar 2006
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4.
you either have one or you are one
I heard Mr. Johnson has a big johnson.
dg20 tərəfindən 28 İyun 2006
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5.
A "Johnson" is a term used to describe someone who can be trusted. The term originated in the 19th century among bums and thieves. Those who could be trusted were part of the Johnson Family.
The guy at the corner store doesn't card me when I buy booze. He's a Johnson.
benjamin albert tərəfindən 19 İyun 2009
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6.
a penis, a weiner, a schlong, a dick
my johnson is a very long one
jakrel tərəfindən 24 May 2005
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7.
For goodness sake, Johnson is a last name, all of the retarded people online with disgusting minds think that it is a slang for a males junk.
Harry: Hi, my name is Harry Johnson.

Mark: You have a Hairy Johnson, LMFAO

Harry: Fuckin Retard
imronburgendy? tərəfindən 30 May 2011
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