Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.
Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.
B-ball fan. tərəfindən 02 Yanvar 2005
Someone who's name every black man yells when he either...
-Jumps high
-Shoots a basket
-Supermans that ho
-Hits someone with a car
"Kobe!"
"The fuck?!"
#bryant #lakers #basketball #black #yell
KobeShmoby tərəfindən 23 İyul 2014
1. The most amazing and talented person on your team or in your group. No sporting event is even attempted if a Kobe is absent. The level of chicks you meet instantly goes up if you have kobe as a friend.

2. The person you know who demands you work harder than you ever have in your life and treats you like crap if he thinks you're slacking.
1. We would've KILLED that team but they have a Kobe. Nobody could stop him.
2. You: Puking after a 10 mile run.

Kobe: stop puking bitch, we got 10 more miles!
#synonyms: supreme #superior #greatest antonyms: failure #inferior #worthless.
Black Ranger tərəfindən 21 Yanvar 2012
When you see a female you wanna rape and get away with it.
"Kobe!" - optional hand in the air like after shooting a three pointer
#fuck #sex #basketball #rape #lakers
T206 tərəfindən 22 Aprel 2011
A word used to describe tossing a small object into or towards a goal of some sort, followed by an unneeded, over dramatic celebration.

To be considered a true Kobe, the toss must require no skill, and must be so painfully simple that anyone could easily repeat the same toss.
You toss a used sheet of paper into the trash can directly beside your desk. KOBE MOTHA FUKAS!!!!! And then you erratically begin to dance and wave your arms while running circles around the room.
#skill #kobe bryant #toss #difficult #celebration
Lord Azzarth tərəfindən 23 Dekabr 2010
Making a goal with complete luck without even trying
*Throws crumbled peace of paper at wall out of anger above trash can and makes it in the trash can*

Mark:Damnn Kobe
#luck #jordan #pro #lucky #good
ColdflamedMike tərəfindən 25 Fevral 2010
24 inch rims for your ride.
Damn!!! Check out that Hummer sitting on Kobe's!!!
#big rims #wheels #shoes #veinte cuatro's #dubs
Freddy Ortiz tərəfindən 18 İyun 2008
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