The act of finger fucking a vagina, then wiping the still moist finger(s) on a persons upper lip.
"Hey Boobie, I just finger banged Nichole in the kitchen, then gave Munday a stinky muffstache"
LUGNUT23 tərəfindən 17 May 2008
The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).
Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.
El Dudereeno tərəfindən 07 Mart 2007
pubic hair intricately shaved to resemble upper lip facial hair. Located above the labia opening or the penis, a muffstache can be grown on either men or women.
"Larry, your mustache is growing in thick and luscious! Does the carpet match the drapes?"

"Thank you Peggy! Yup, the muffstache is taking on a bushy fu manchu at the moment."
antsypants14 tərəfindən 18 İyul 2014
A word for female pubic hair.
Girl: "Lets fuck!"

Guy: "First shave your muffstache"
Team Coco!!! tərəfindən 21 Yanvar 2010
1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*

2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.

*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*
1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?

2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!

Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!
Reaper727 tərəfindən 26 Sentyabr 2009
a large patch of hair that grows on the upper lip of butch women who eat a lot of vagina.
nice muffstache juli!
jackin kevackie tərəfindən 20 Sentyabr 2008
The taming of a woman's pubic hair into an elegant 70's style moustache. When done correctly, it should resemble a butterfly with a big sanchez 'stache and a sombrero.
A really good band name is Muffstache.
A Creative Pseudonym tərəfindən 04 Dekabr 2008

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