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13.
Sex with someone I love.
- Woody Allen
Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.

Woody Allen in Annie Hall, 1977
mandingoe tərəfindən 07 Noyabr 2005
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1.
The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

jerking off; spit-shining the old water pump; waxing the brass candlestick; beating off; playing cards with only one hand on the table; riding the quarter-horse; joining the mile-high club, solo-aviator division; giving in to the hand police; self-actualization; fully realizing your potential
No honey, I don't want to tonight, I'm tired from watching Oprah. Why don't you just go masturbate?

That dumb broad got me all worked up and left me; so I had to spit-shine the old water pump manually if ya know what I mean.

Sometimes, when I wake up, I have an erection, so I have to beat off until it goes away. Sometimes, it comes back so I beat off again until it goes away. Once, it kept coming back so I just chopped it off. It hurt bad.
jeffro tərəfindən 25 Fevral 2003
8899 2803
 
2.
Mass murder of millions of tiny defenseless sperm.
If hitler was into masturbation instead of murder all the millions of deaths would not upset the world.
Michael............... tərəfindən 23 Mart 2006
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3.
The act of sexualy pleasing oneself, usually to orgasm.
Masturbation is the best exercise I get all day!
Nick tərəfindən 10 Noyabr 2002
4837 1995
 
4.
Manual stimulation of the penis of vagina to produce a stimulation simular to actual penetration by a member of the opposite sex.

It's something most of us have been caught doing, never admit to doing, and know full well that everyone else does.
Woody Allen: "Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone that I love."
fetusboy tərəfindən 16 Sentyabr 2005
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5.
"Practise sex"
If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.
LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD tərəfindən 16 Mart 2003
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6.
something guys cannot get out of habbit.
Time for my daily jerk!
I have have seen the promise land tərəfindən 14 Aprel 2003
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7.
Playing solo on one's organs.
anonymous tərəfindən 09 Mart 2003
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