An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
Luckytohaveafriendnamedmegan tərəfindən 25 İyun 2013
A whining wannabe slutty bitch. Everyone hates her and she has no friends. Super clingy and swears at everyone to act cool when really shes just a stupid loser. Big ass liar who trys to be sexy and lusted for but ends up being hated and laughed at.

Often upsets loads of people for copying them and backstabbing them. Spills everyone's secrets and cant keep her mouth shut. Trys to act all cool and gangsta but ends up looking retarded.
Kerry: I hate megan
Julia: Omg, So do I
Tracy: Me too
Keisha: Shit, me three
Joy: Oooh I hate her

Amber: Everyone does
Danielle: Obviously, she's a two-faced lying slutty bitchy retard
All: Deffo agree
LaLaSexyWhon tərəfindən 13 İyun 2011
a very nasty bitch. she can be an amazing friend but she can hurt you. she is also racist to other people but she is fucking hilarious and everyone loves her. she has many boyfriends but she doesn't give two shits because she loves BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! she has very strict parents but they are kind and loving.
'Look at that beautiful bitch. she Must be a megan.'
om123 tərəfindən 22 Yanvar 2015
the easiest whore you'll be able to spread her legs. a total bitch to people around her with the worst smile.
that Megan sure sucked his dick fast into dating
meganisugly tərəfindən 06 Sentyabr 2013
Some loser that likes to bully everyone. Megan is a very annoying person and has a laugh that sounds like spongebob's. She also has severe acne and tries to make her boobs bigger with push-up bras but fails dramatically. Everyone talks about how big her nose is. She is very unfaithful to boyfriends she has. She also likes to backstab her friends constantly.

guy 1: ew, megan is nasty.

guy 2: yeah, i know. Her nose is huge!
guy 1: ew, megan is nasty.

guy 2: yeah, i know. Her nose is huge!
beotcchhh tərəfindən 20 Fevral 2013
is a huge slut , the fakest person you will ever meet . you will regret it ; stubborn ; always gets what she wants ; attentionwhore ; very dramatic ; and needs braces ; also known as the blonde at times ; and may be considerd a little bitch with attitude
locisdodo tərəfindən 12 Oktyabr 2011
A Massive, Talkative, Unsanitary, "Waste of Space" Waste Yute.

See Waste Yute
Gosh, Megan sure is the biggest Waste Yute ive ever met. I might place a sack of my own Poo next to her face when she wakes up tomorrow.
Amber Kathy tərəfindən 07 Avqust 2011
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