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Rhyming slang for doing a poo.
Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?
StephenSLR tərəfindən 24 Avqust 2011
Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.
Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.
TheFrogPrints tərəfindən 09 Sentyabr 2011
evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?
yorrick hunt tərəfindən 23 Yanvar 2008
Slang for "Peace."

Number Twos is a hand peace sign.

Also, "Deuces."
Also, "Two fingers in the air."
Sentence: "I stuck my number twos in the air!"
Gem Jones tərəfindən 06 Yanvar 2011
Taking a shit. In British slang, the numbers are based on rhymes - number two for poo and number three for pee. In American slang, the numbers are not based on any rhyme and they are often referred to by a host whose guest has requested to use their bathroom. The options are arranged in ascending order based on which activities the host would be the least willing to allow in their bathroom: Number one is pissing, number two is shitting, and number three is masturbating (or in some circles, diarrhea).
"Can I use your bathroom?"
-"Number one or number two?"
"Number two."
-"No fucking way, go shit up your own bathroom."
popnfloss tərəfindən 22 May 2016
term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.
hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?
tony tərəfindən 01 Avqust 2004
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