2. A statement or action of shameless over-retaliation.
2. The condition of being salty.
3. That which makes things salty.
4. An exclamation used in response to a blatant presence of salt or act of salt.
5. The perfect thing to say to someone to embarrass them after you've pissed them off by being a dick and/or pussy.
I was giving Derek shit about throwing like a girl, and he punched me in the stomach. But I couldn't even respond to his salt because I was too busy laughing at his girly-ass punch.
"Yo Derek, I had sex with your mom!"
"I'm going to fucking kill you."
"Whoa, whoa, whoa...SALT!"
An expression howled for its short, spicy capabilities (or mineral, isn't it?)
It means "I'm so dumb" or "Gee I'm so white."
Conversely, peppa means "I'm so rad" or "G-dog I'm so black."
Cause we all know white is the new disco.
Usually used in suburban, Midwestern middle school environments.
Is accompanied by a dusting motion to the left shoulder (i.e. Whipe that salt off your shoulder).