A flat chested ugly stripper (pole dancer). It is recommended that you wash your sheets after smanging (smash + banging) this rare beast. Be careful where you leave your wallet with this one, ultra-sound techs and strippers can't be trusted.
David: I just got smanging that girl shelby. I think she took my wallet.
Jake: You mean that flat chested stripper we picked up last night?
David: Yeah, I had to wash my sheets.
jolly roger69 tərəfindən 10 Mart 2011
A fat ass, that thinks they are better than anyone else. They think they are popular but they are with the popular crowd because they are someone to laugh at.
Winnipoo tərəfindən 25 Noyabr 2009
A massively obese she-male, who smells of camel backside infused with horse feces. usually found with upper lip hair and a very angry look upon her turtle looking face.
"oh man did you see that girl?"
"ya dude, that is one ugly shelby!"
matt12354 tərəfindən 05 May 2010
a dumb hoe who's face is shaped like a fish.
Bob: Woah, there goes a Shelby!

Fred: Who let her out of her fishtank?
Super Buttmunch tərəfindən 27 İyul 2008
Shelby is unlike any other. She also goes by the name Shelbster. She is perfect in every way, she's the best in the world but she doesn't think so. Be cautious with this. Know what she really wants or needs and be yourself. She'll know when you're joking and that you do love her and that everything is real. Let her know how you feel and don't overdo anything. When you're with her you cannot speak right and it's as if no one else exists. You won't know where to start when you try to tell her how much she means to you so you end up just squishing her as hard as you can. Be careful when squishing her because it can and will leave bruises or rib pain. Speaking of pain, learn to ice skate so you won't make her fall and feel horrible after. When you're with her you both feel a soul warming sensation. She'll always be on your mind and knows how to brighten the worst days with her amazing smile, which in turn makes you smile all day every day. She'll always make you the happiest you've ever been. She belongs in an exhibit because it's crazy not to be staring at her. Visit a doctor prior to seeing her, your heart will explode due to tachycardia otherwise. Make sure to know Arabic because she will tell you something very important in that language. While you're at it, learn Spanish. She is someone you will be around forever. You won't ever lose her. You will always be in love with her and miss her and it will always be mutual with her. She is the beyond the most important in the world.
Shelby, thank everything you do and for being yourself. Thank you for being who you are. We are permanently in each other's lives and we will always work through everything and go on forever. And remember.... Everything happens for a reason.
CeeShel tərəfindən 22 Dekabr 2013
A gorgeous girl with beautiful blue eyes and blond hair that looks as if it has been painted gold. she is very shy and quiet. she tends to be a goodie goodie but if you get to know her she is fun and crazy. she is very self conscious so if you tell her shes perfect she will deny it. she loves being picked up, cuddled, hugged real tight, her hand to be held, or any physical contact because she feels special. she is not a whore, she will save herself for the right guy and will love him forever. if you have a shelby in your life you are very lucky.
guy: hey guess who I'm going to ask to prom

friend:who?

guy:SHELBY!!!!!!!

friend: WOW!!!! i hope she says yes
datGirl tərəfindən 06 Yanvar 2013
A girl who is perfect in every way. She has the cutest face, the most vibrant smile, the most adorablest laugh ever, and has great taste in everything overall. She loves grey's anatomy, she plays softball, and most certainly is not a potato. She has a way with words, and has a kickass personality. She will never fail to disappoint you. She's so interesting and intriguing that you'll always want more from her. She feels as if she's pudgy, when she isn't. Something else about shelby is that she is the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Once you see her smile, you'll want to hug her tightly and never let her go.
Ms. Shelby from Carson City, Nevada
AnonymousFaggot tərəfindən 26 Aprel 2013

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