Female human. As intelligent as the male of the species though far more vicious. Usually physically inferior yet very easily enraged. Tend to shy away from physical violence, but they gladly practice mental and emotional abuse against both their male counterparts and their so called “sisters" (I.e. other women.). Likewise, while they are reluctant to partake in such physically violent crimes such as murder, assault and rape this is not because of their self proclaimed moral superiority but rather because most are extremely hesitant to get their hands dirty.

Constantly boasting about how they're superior to men and how all men are disgusting, subhuman mutations. All they have to back up these claims are their wombs (which they seem to believe makes them inherently right) and a few anecdotes about some asshole they used to date.

Other than a few notable individuals, there is very little evidence other than their self important cackling to support their claims of superiority. Furthermore, their assertions that one day they will rise up against the oppressive patriarchy and rule a Utopia in which there is no pain or crime are equally dubious but often hilarious.
Man: Bitch be crazy!

Woman: Don't call me no bitch, you ain't shit!

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Man: Women, man. Amirite?
Undead White Man tərəfindən 27 Mart 2012
A Velociraptor with breasts
"Women are velociraptors with breasts"
thunderseethe tərəfindən 30 Mart 2012
The best and worst thing that happened to men. We jam our things to them when we feel down, but when they don't want us to do it, the police jam bullets into us.
Boy Student: I got a bad grade...
Girl student: Aww, poor thing...
Boy student: Come here WOMAN!
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Police: Stop right there!
Girl Student: No, it's fine.
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*
Archmaster tərəfindən 09 Oktyabr 2013
its hers! (it is her man .do not cheat.) it is her pet. it is something you do not touch that belongs to her!it is her heart.
You don't have to call it woman's you can call it wimmens or in another case you can say its hers and don't you touch it with out permission especailly if it is a woman's man to include cheating or pet.
mike gee paperboy tərəfindən 03 Oktyabr 2006
Believe it or not, one of the most intelligent and strong beings on the planet. No, they are not toys. If you actually think of them like that then you have lost all right of being with them or Socializing with them.

They are commonly attracted to men that actually are humble and treat them like real beings, like large cocks, and despise Porn and Sexually suggesting themes.

They are easily offended if you bring up anything Sexual and are not already involved whilst a mutual relationship with them/are unattractive to them.

They are constantly fighting for dominance or pretending to like each other when a attractive male comes along. They do not spit trash and are more nice than you think that they are.

No, I'm not a female, If you've seen one or two of my posts then you will realize I'm far from not, I'm just delivering the most unbiased facts and opinions I can to the Urban Dictionary.
Woman: "Are you jealous that Women are slightly superior to your?"

DesertedChrome: "Should I be lying or telling the truth?"

Woman: "Telling the truth"

DesertedChrome: "Partially"
ArtificialPenguins tərəfindən 25 Fevral 2012
a person of female gender, typically good at making sandwiches and pleasing a man.
My woman makes me some good sandwiches.
Dikk Fitzwelll tərəfindən 31 Oktyabr 2012
The spawn of satan
like...
Satan on earth
Mother: omg, plz clean up this mess omq the house is so messy again =.=

Son: My socks on the floor and you say its messy ._.

Son Thinks * Damn Woman and there OCD' *
TheguynamedToby tərəfindən 19 Fevral 2014

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