A booby (Sula sula websteri).
Okay if small
Better if they protrude
Even better if they bifurcate
Best if they have also have big areola
2) Word that appears on your calculator if you key in 5,318,008 and turn it upside-down.
Guy 2: "Where?"
Guy 1: "Over there, nesting on the bare rocks of the West Indies!"
Guy 2: "...I hate you."