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Known to many KeyHole faithful as being a bitch. Cougar refers to the pilot in the movie Top Gun (Merlin was his Wingman)who, after the first couple Mig's come along in the movie, was such a whiney little bitch he could barely land his plane.
Cody: "I thought Nick was shooting action zone today?"

Matt: "Nick didn't want to shoot action zone today."

Cody: "God, he is being such a cougar"
55Goose tərəfindən 10 İyul 2008
13 38
An older plastic looking chick found groaping unsuspecting males at the bar. Usually accompanied by their daughter, and or other cougar friends.
Yo Mike, I shagged that cougar from the bar last night.
Sammy tərəfindən 25 Mart 2003
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A woman of older years, who preys upon younger men. they use all their gile and cunning to capture the affections of young unsuspecting men. They often offer filatio, cunal-lingus, or other means, all for the purposes of getting "dick". With their looks (often fading), they will feed these young men well, buy them expensive gifts and may go as far as managing their affairs, in a mothering fashion. However, this is just a trick or snare for the unsuspecting young man, suddenly they are trapped; and the prey is captured until they reach a more mature age or it isnt fun anymore. Most felines will play with their prey before they kill it and / or feed it to their young.
1. "Did you see Tim's new grandfriend?"
2. "Yeah, she looks like his mother?"
1. "Yeah, She's 20yrs older!"
2. "I guess his mother didnt breastfeed him enough?" "Tits all saggy and shit, Yuuuuk!"
1. "Thats why he hooked-up with a cougar!"
Thought for the day... tərəfindən 07 Mart 2010
4 30
An updated term for the old card game "Old Maid", in order to make it more appealing.

Wouldn't you rather play a game of Cougar, than a game of Old Maid?
"Hey, Tommy! Want to play some Cougar?"
"Sure! Let me get my cards! You're totally going to get stuck with the old biznatch this time!"
Fungible tərəfindən 26 Yanvar 2010
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A cougar cannot be defined in a simple definition. One cannot consciously seek out a cougar. One can only prepare himself/herself for confirming the positive identity of a cougar by familiarizing himself/herself with the common signs/traits of the cougar. Once one instinctively feels the potential presence of a cougar on the prowl, he/she can fall back on what he/she knows about cougars in general to positively confirm and report a cougar sighting.

Here are the most common signs/traits that your instincts may have accurately identified a cougar nearby:
1. A single woman over 30 appears to be at least 51 months older than she is biologically.
2. A single woman over 30 is talking to your 25 year-old ass about tunes on "Pyromania" and you're able to keep the conversation rolling with your knowledge of "The Vault" and interest in her white high-tops.
3. A single woman over 30 is overheard talking to a group of college men about how she used to date a college guy when she was in 7th grade because the color of his Camaro was the same as her back pocket comb.

So, how does one warn/notify a buddy that he may be talking with a cougar? Whisper into his ear, "Easy cougar, you're doin' fine." (See Top Gun)

Other searches for information on the positive identification of a cougar:
Zoo Cougar
Foggie Benning
Coon Rapids, Minnesota
"Geez, Connor, that gal you were just talking to is only 31 but she looks 43...and look at those high-tops...and that comb!"

"Yeah, I know Dwayne, and she's still single!"

"Connor, she could be cougar."

"Yes Dwayne, yes she is."
Moondog Rychart tərəfindən 30 Dekabr 2003
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A 35 or older woman willing to do "whatever it takes" to obtain sexual gratification from a younger, more capable male.
Last night I was pounced on unexpectantly by a cougar.
P-toon tərəfindən 03 Aprel 2008
17 44
An older woman, usually with abnormally large breasts and a very small waist looking to get some action from a defenseless young male. Cougars usually range from the ages of 35-55 and can be vicious creatures out to end puppy love relationships. Cougars dwell in small, dark, high class bars in downtown settings where they can quickly sneak up on their prey, rendering them defenseless. The night usually ends in waking up next to the cougar after a night of sexual escapades to her child getting ready for school. Beware of cougars, beware.
Defenseless College Student 1: What happened to you last night? You were with us at the bar then you just kind of disappeared.

DCS 2: Dude, I was attacked by a cougar last night.

DCS 1: Fuck.
Cougar Prey tərəfindən 25 Noyabr 2007
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