The man who can be a jackass at times but who talks like the donkey on the movie Shrek. He can make a woman smile and laugh. He is charming and witty. He is great looking and doesn't know it but those around him are engulfed in his beautiful brown eyes. He is "hung" like a horse...or better yet a donkey;) She is amazed by his bedroom skills. Her connection to this jackass makes her feel on top of the world. Although he can be harsh with his tongue he has a romantic side and when he looks her in the eyes she's taken to another world.
My Donkey is the best damned man jackass or not!
Shreklady tərəfindən 29 Mart 2013
In the sport of Disc Golf, any putt that hits the top band.

On yellow banded baskets this action produces a loud "Eeeeeee" sound which is followed by the crowd going "Awwwww". Originated in Gulley Park, Arkansas.

This led to a betting game (side bet) in which players keep track of "donkeys". The first person to hit the band with a putt gets a "d", the next to hit the band hits the "o" and so on until donkey is spelled...then..every "donkey" after that pays!
You hit a "donkey" and you pay everyone on your card.
"Nice donkey, pay up sucka."

"If that putt hadn't of hit that branch, we would've never heard that beautiful donkey"

Sometimes heard from several cards away...
"DonnKaayyyyyyyyy!!!"

The Donkey/Bailey game is played on the National Tour
Flyin_G <threw first donkey tərəfindən 10 Yanvar 2012
“Donkey” is a term that is used in poker. It is used to describe a player that knows the rules but makes stupid decisions that somehow end up negatively affecting a better player. These are by far the most disliked players in the game.
Wait hang on a second!... You called my bluff with a pair of deuces? You’re a total donkey! You don’t deserve to play this game! (angry poker player)
Csal tərəfindən 05 May 2011
an animal that morons wish they could have as pets, but cant.
" i want a pet donkey"

"youre a douche"
Q7 tərəfindən 03 Avqust 2009
completely outside the realm of reason: completely and utterly insane
Did you see that chick light her fart on fire? That shit's donkey dude, seriously.
rugr44 tərəfindən 10 İyul 2008
The term for a not very intelligent criminal of the sexual offender persuasion.
This donkey actually tried to get kids in the van by offering them candy.
MI10 tərəfindən 15 Sentyabr 2011
A fictional creature. Usually grey and slow.
They don't actually don't exist!
I had a dream I was riding a donkey. It was pretty dull
amcoolasferk. tərəfindən 11 Yanvar 2011

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