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The act of holding the shaft of one's dick with one hand and rubbing the tip with the palm of the opposite hand.
Friend A: How was your night?
Friend B: Great, that girl from the bar gave me the fortune teller.
Friend A: Very nice.
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A person that can look into the future and tell what will happen.
The fortune-teller told me I would die next month (unlucky!).
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The starting hand of J-5 in poker. It is okay to raise big or even go all-in with the fortune teller due to its mystical properties.

Origin: One weekend X was playing poker in Atlantic City and was seated next to an older Asian woman. She whispered into X's ear that she always played the Jackson Five in any hand because it meant good luck and fortune were on the way. X interpreted the "Jackson Five" to be Jack and Five and thus the fortune teller was born.
"Man what the hell were you in that pot for? You don't even have a pair"

"Yeah...but I got the Fortune Teller....Jack and Five."
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Whilst in the Doggy style postion, and reciever reaching back rubbing the testicles of pitcher, The driver grabs the wrist and ejaculates into it the hand
Don't make me rush it, help me out with a Fortune Teller
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