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What dumbass girls say to eachother on Instagram when someone posts a pic that is very attractive or is of something they aspire to, like a relationship. It's basically a way of sucking up to someone and it's almost as annoying and shallow as when girls post shit like "omg stop being so perf!" and then of course the required response is "no that's you bb 😘" and it goes back and forth like that. Both examples are typically found thoroughly nauseating by non-sheeple types and those who don't seek validation via Instagram likes
Popular Bitch: *posts totally staged and/or photoshopped "spontaneous" selfie*

Less Popular Wannabe: "OMG GOALS!! Can u like stop being so pretty?"
elyxium tərəfindən 03 İyun 2015
It is a statement written down in order to achieve a state of being at a given point in time. Unfortunately, only 3% of Americans have written goals. Those that have them are typically the most successful people.
Michael Phelps achieved his goal of 8 gold medals in the 2008 Summer Olympics.
guitarist238 tərəfindən 24 Dekabr 2008
Is what people scream on a football match when a goal is scored.

Supporter 1: Well, yesterday i call Tracy and them she said that...



Chullage tərəfindən 30 Sentyabr 2008
Male's Definition: Any orifice on the female body.
Dats my goal right there....
pixelatedcookie tərəfindən 18 İyul 2014
targets you want to reach in relationships, life, ect.
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are goals
happyally tərəfindən 27 May 2015
when someone is so beautiful, smart, and kind sort of the whole package and you just want to be them when your older.
Ariana Grande is goals😍❤️
citcat1997 tərəfindən 02 İyun 2015
What you say in IRC when some jackass keeps giving a channel stupid updates on current events even though no one gives a shit, and if they did they'd be watching it themselves and not fucking talking about it in IRC. Also used at the end (or what you wish was the end) of an uninteresting monologue in any form.

Can be used like +1, win or \o/, but is kind of trite.
Can be used to interrupt someone else's active conversation that you care nothing about and have nothing of value to contribute.
00:12:29 <+user1> oh dudde
00:12:37 <+user1> i saw this vedio about biggest black holes
00:12:53 <+user1> says it's billion times more then solar mass
00:12:58 <+user1> eating up whole galazy
00:13:10 <+user1> and here we are living our life like nothing is happening
00:13:17 <+user12> GOAL!

17:00:49 < user1> I was riding a ripstick a few days ago, it caught a rock and I hit my head on the ground
17:01:06 < user1> had a huge bump, and pulled off some shredded scalp
17:01:10 < user1> now it's all scabby :)
17:01:45 < user3> niiiice
17:02:10 < user1> yeah, my boss said I can't ride it during work hours, it's a liability
17:02:16 < user1> and I agree
17:02:23 < user3> GOAL!

jill: ..and he was like this close to me
sally: omg, no way! what did you do then?
jill: well, just as he
me: GOAL!
me: sup ladies....getcha a drink?
arthax0r tərəfindən 18 İyun 2010

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