When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!
I knew Sara had cheated on me, so before I dumped her, I gave her a golden starfish
Brian H tərəfindən 26 Oktyabr 2005
When a chick wants to go anal with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. It'll feel the same, but when you're done, she'll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her asshole, and she'll have no idea that it's there!
I knew she had cheated on me so before I dumped Angela, I gave her a golden starfish.
Brian He tərəfindən 20 Oktyabr 2005

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