Herpes: a noun, describing sores on someones genitals or mouth.

Also quite the bother when your trying to get someone to' do the dirty' with. Herpes is an STD you get from sleeping with dirty whores who you had drunken sex with. Trust me when it comes to whores, don't go cheap !
"Molly has herpes, that sucks."
"This sex would be great if it wasn't for my genital warts, aww Herpes"
"That's just a cold sore baby not herpes, i promise"
Animal264 tərəfindən 05 Dekabr 2009
Red crusty bumps that one has on one's face or genitals. Very repulsive to the opposite sex and is a life ban against sexual relations in most cases unless you find another herpetic partner to engage with.

A social disease that can be embarrassing- especially if you're walking around with it on your face.
Being obese and having herpes, Vitale found it very hard to get a date.
nolse tərəfindən 27 Yanvar 2009
The disease that makes your crotch itch and smell like tuna. Also, something your ex will tell you she has when she breaks up with you, often ending the confession with an apology.
"Hey, I went to the doctor today and got tested for STDS. They suspect it's herpes. You should get checked out, too."
JackBlackFrack tərəfindən 03 May 2005
warts on ur dick if ur a guy or on ur pussy if ur a girl. Is contracted by unprotective sex with one who has it.
love is temporary, herpes is forever
mark101 tərəfindən 11 İyun 2008
A sore that may appear around the genitals due to sexual activites.
Look up Robin Sage for a visual example of herpes.
envy86 tərəfindən 30 Aprel 2008
1. A genital and mouth disease, received by sexual content or possibly kissing.

2. A good name for a Plano East girl that sleeps with many men/boys and does drugs.
1. This greatful disease called herpes has destroyed me forever...

2. *sniff sniff* Gawd, I think the tuna boat just rolled in...
Shh, here she comes...
You know me... tərəfindən 11 Noyabr 2005
French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)
My herpes is in my ass.
newt tərəfindən 03 Yanvar 2004

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