A redhead (now blonde) who made
her way to becoming a Paris Hilton
. The only difference is, Lindsay has boobs, a shit load of freckles, and weighs at least more than 90 pounds unlike paris. A typical superficial celebrity
who tries to get any guy that comes her way. She's also a horrible singer
and actress. And her next
is gonna be porn.
Reporter-"So Lindsay, whats next after
Herbie Fully Loaded?"
Lindsay-"I'm gonna do what Paris Hilton did"
Reporter-"And what would
Lindsay-"I'm gonna shoot a bedroom video, but with Wilmer"