Mom I'd Like to Fuck

A woman who's body isn't wrecked by giving birth.
Kid #1: Hey man what's up..
Kid #2: Nothin man thinkin about how hot your mom is.
Kid #1: That's gross dude what the hell. She's my mom!
Kid #2: Yeah she's also a MILF.
Kid #1: MILF?
Kid #2: Huh? I said I want some milk... yeah...
Bluntslide tərəfindən 27 Avqust 2008
acronym for M.other I.'d L.ike to F.uck.

In other words, a hot woman with kids. But a misconception with Milfs is that they don't necessarily have to be mothers. The Milf is also a fetish of good looking older/middle aged women generally in their mid 30's to mid 40's, but don't necessarily have to be mothers. The reason for the fetish is that they are very sexually experienced, but at the same time, not old and dried up, still some pussy juice left in the tank if you will.
Jew Guy: Sara Palin is a milf!

Jew Guy 2: True nuff, she has 2 kids right?

Jew Guy: I don't know, I know she has at least one, but even if she didn't have any, she'd still be qualified as a milf.

Jew Guy 2: Hey dumb a**, MILF stands for MOTHER I'd like to FUCK!! Not Woman I'd like to fuck, you dirty kike.

Jew Guy: Listen here you dreidle spinning menorah lighting yeast eating jewish SOB, let me educate you. a hot mother would be considered a milf of course, but milfs don't have to be mothers to be milfs. They have to be in the general age range of a housewife, mid 30's to mid 40's, sometimes into the early 50's if the bitch has enough botox.

Jew Guy 2: You're still a jew...
Stinkmeanor561 tərəfindən 11 Dekabr 2008
Short for "Mom I'd like to fuck".
See that hot mom? She's a milf!
Andy tərəfindən 26 Noyabr 2004
M.I.L.F. - Mother I'd Luck To Fuck

Any woman who has given birth is a potential MILF. What sets most apart is that MILFs tend to be attractive usually older and mature, but young moms are also considered MILFs.

The term DID NOT originate from the American Pie movie. Kids..do your research!
Rosemary is one hot ass MILF. Even though she has two kids, she puts even 20 year olds to shame at work.
playa5000 tərəfindən 24 Avqust 2006
1.(Made Famous by American Pie) Mom I'd like to fuck.
2. Fillipino terrorist group-Moro Islamic Liberation Front.
1.self explanatory
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Not so super DJ Gennady tərəfindən 05 Yanvar 2003
"Mother I'd like to fuck"

A mother, usually in her middle ages - that despite giving birth to your best friend, is still hot. It's quite common for teenage boys to befriend someone only because their mother's a "milf".
"Liek, omigah - Dude, you're mother's a milf!" -fapfapfap-
Pissfire tərəfindən 04 Yanvar 2006
MILF actually is an abbreviation of

Mom
I'd
Like to
Fuck.

It has soully developed from the film American Pie... and has now become a huge pornographic term, with many websites
"Yo, check that MILF out over there!
adam_uk tərəfindən 12 May 2005

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