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dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
You are such a plonker, Rodney.
Jackson Pillock tərəfindən 13 Yanvar 2003
the term plonker started out as a reference to someone who was forever drunk on cheap wine (cheap wine is nicknamed plonk) this person was usualy a homeless person, or poor person.

today the term plonker is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. you call someone a plonker when they say or do something stupid.
bob - why didnt my food cook ?
john - you never turned on the oven, you plonker.
Emperor Bubba tərəfindən 01 Fevral 2005
someone stupid.
someone who is scared of and gets attacked by squirrels is a plonker.
xJess. tərəfindən 25 İyun 2010
Someone whose words are not worth reading.
See also plonk.
"Sheesh, what a plonker, I just forwarded all mail from him to the bit bucket.
Aliza250 tərəfindən 25 Avqust 2005
1. A person who "plonks" all the time

2. A very lazy person

3. A procrastinator
My boyfriend is such a plonker; he stays in bed all day on weekends.
Jack_Mier tərəfindən 19 May 2014
Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.
Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!
David from Kingsbury tərəfindən 18 Yanvar 2006
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