Term for a person whose skin can't handle dry climate so it cracks, peels and bleeds all over the fucking place and makes a mess. Derived from a snake, a reptile who sheds often and completely, and a lizard, who sheds in small patches. Slizards tend to have major problems in places like Las Vegas, where excessive alcohol, sleep deprivation and desert air dehydrate their bodies and skin to a state of disrepair.
"Man, my skin is all fucked up"
"Yeah, you look like a slizard!"