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1.
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
Jelly Pumpernickel tərəfindən 04 Oktyabr 2012
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2.
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
Choadalay-dee-heeee tərəfindən 09 Yanvar 2013
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3.
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
Big-OH tərəfindən 23 Yanvar 2009
77 101
 
4.
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
d to a the to the n-n-y tərəfindən 11 Fevral 2007
24 82
 
5.
A word often used by a girl to describe a boy whom she feels affection for.
'Hey Spaffy, Could you be nice and pick me up?'
'Yo, Spaff!'
LukeSpaffy tərəfindən 28 Oktyabr 2006
12 70
 
6.
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
Ja-mmin tərəfindən 24 Aprel 2005
23 81
 
7.
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
big bob roberts jr the third tərəfindən 25 Sentyabr 2009
30 90