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An inanimate object that James Hetfield of Metallica claims to be.
m3tallic4 tərəfindən 16 Oktyabr 2012
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the equivalent of fuck used mostly towards men. Also used to be as offensive as cunt is to women when used at men.
Dude that guys such a table

what the table
adoe26 tərəfindən 18 Fevral 2010
Somewhere to have sex.
I had sex on the table with margaret.
Schqwnbean tərəfindən 07 İyun 2005
A usually flat, horizontal surface, around which people often gather to smoke righteous ganja buds, and to throw their paraphernalia on afterwards, during, and before the action of said smoking. Another interesting and defining feature of tables, is their ability to prevent to loss of the items they hold: yes, if you're ever worried about some important document, or an intricate south asian glass figurine, just find a table to place it on and you;ll know exactly where it is when you next look for it!
Guy 1: "hey dude, im so baked, i can't find anything. where are the weed and intricate south asian glass figurines at?"

Guy 2: " bro, they're on the table. right were you left them."
landlove tərəfindən 27 Mart 2011
SQUIRTYMCBOOGERBALLS tərəfindən 03 Fevral 2012
noun:slang term for turntables
man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!
Chris tərəfindən 22 Fevral 2004
n. It is in the middle and things are on it.
"that stack of trays makes a nice table!"

man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?

man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..

girl: yes!
collegekid111 tərəfindən 16 Aprel 2010

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