Top Definition
the female version of a tool. a girl or woman who tries too hard. a poser.lacks the mental capacity to engage in an intelligent conversation. acts stupid on purpose and thinks it's "hott" or cuuute".
That tampoon thinks carson daly is hot
#tool #poser #loser #tampon #ashlee simpson
Maryd tərəfindən 23 Avqust 2006
'tam-'pün tr.V. To prank somebody through the use of tampons soaked in red food dye in order to have the appearance of real used tampons and sticking them to cars, windows, houses, mailboxes, etc.

Similar to TPing
Tampooning Sandy's car last summer was quite a rush.
#tampon #harpoon #sandy #tping #prank
Chris H., Pip R. tərəfindən 17 Oktyabr 2006
When a woman abuses her position of authority for personal satisfaction or gain.
I was up for the promotion but I was tampooned by my boss, Mary-Beth, and I didn't get the job.
#cock block #back stab #gossip #lie #cheat
Moby_Dix tərəfindən 18 Yanvar 2015
Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.
That beast won't take a maxi-pad, she needs tampoons!
#puss plug #gash clogger #vag block #puss pad #kotex
Uncle Kurtie tərəfindən 11 Noyabr 2006
A tampon so full of blood it seems like a freakin' lagoon!
-Dude, I had to take my frekin tampoon out!

-I tried to do stuff with my girl, but man she had to take her tampoon out it was sick...
#tampoon #tampon #lagoon #blood #period.
let.them.eat.cake. tərəfindən 13 Mart 2011
(Verb)

The forcible insertion of a tampon into a menstruating vagina usually by a second party.
My girlfriend was passed out on my bed and her flow was heavy so I had no choice but to tampoon her.
#menstruation #tampon #harpoon #drunk #bitch #chick #vagina #jbf #wasted #nasty #break up #dumped
LazloLion tərəfindən 30 May 2010
to insult somone with tampoon meaning they are a tomponed poon
johnyboy:fuck you sean your a fucking tampoon!

sean:whats that?
#tampon #vagina #clitoris #bearded #clam #penis #hitler #is #a #tampoon
ass rammer 67777 tərəfindən 02 Sentyabr 2008
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